Something Funny ...

My father in-law sent me this joke and it cracked me up this morning so I thought I would post it. Enjoy :-)

A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said ... "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said ... "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want".

The Lord said ... "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said ... "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied ... "So do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"